This is what me and my friends do on a Saturday night

Working really hard at work as always (Taken with instagram)

STORY TIME: Asked for one of these at the drive up, and as I was driving up to the window I wondered if some girl that hates me friend was working since she works there. Welp she was so as she was handing it to me I wondered “this bitch probably spit in my water” without much thought I said “did you fucking spit in this” she was like “wait what?” I sat there for a second, didn’t responded but smiled. Then I sped off. Oh Jesus hahah (Taken with instagram)

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Mean Girls valentines cards
brilliant

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IS THAT A HOUSE ARREST BRACELET IN YOUR POCKET OR DO YOU GOT A DICK LIKE ME

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