Chapter 1: If this is your 1st show… get out of the f’n pit. I’m sick of hearing you complain about people pushing. Its just the way it is.
Chapter 2: If your ass is the size of the world’s largest pumpkin… get out of the f’n pit. Odds are I’m gonna get stuck behind you at some point and my back is going to be twice as sore for being hunched over your monstrous flank steak.
Chapter 3: If you’ve taken more than 20 photos in one minute… get out of the f’n pit. You’re not the paparazzi. I came to see the show, not your camera in my screen blocking my view.
Chapter 4: If you’re 10-years-old and up front w/ your mommy who got you early entrance… get out of the f’n pit. You have no idea what chaos is going to ensue.
Chapter 5: If you’re going to sit there like a statue until they play the one single song you know… get out of the f’n pit. You’re completely destroying my buzz, so don’t complain when I push you out of my way.
Chapter 6: If you have no idea what the song is that ATL spontaenously covered cuz Alex got sick… get out of the f’n pit. It was f’n Blink 182. Get out of my way because there is an even better chance that the only reason you’re here is to touch Pete Wentz.
Chapter 7: If you’re going to ask your friend “what song is this” every time FOB plays something from Take This To Your Grave… get out of the f’n pit. Are you kidding me? Seriously?
Chapter 8: If you’re wearing flip flops… get out of the f’n pit. Haha. You really had no idea what to expect, did you?
Q17. I am guessing that it is Alex Gaskarth? Right, Wrong, Close
16. Are you a sex symbol?Yes. 15. Are you married?No. Are you tall?Unknown. 14. Did you dye your hair? Yes. 13. Do you play guitar? Yes. 12. Are you female? No. 11. Have you released more than 5 albums? No. 10. Are you in a grunge band? No. 9. Were you married to someone famous? No. Have you had a troubled past? Unknown. 8. Are you a lead singer? Yes. 7. Have you ever won an MTV Music award? Probably. 6. Do you wear spandex? No. 5. Do you have long hair? Yes. 4. Have you had a Top 40 hit in the last 10 years? No. 3. Do you have blond hair? Sometimes. 2. Were you popular in the ’80s? No. 1. Are you a movie star? No.